The variance swap is an equity derivative with payoff the realized variance of the underlying equity or index. The Black-Scholes-Merton tradition of continuous delta hedging under diffusion confuses it with the log contract. As a consequence, it suggests the variance swap is redundant with the vanilla options. What the variance swap truly is, however, over and above the vanillas, is a play on the possible underlying jumps. We believe variance swaps mark a new age in volatility arbitrage. For this reason, we price them from scratch, independently of the diffusion assumption or even the idea that vanilla options may have ever been a play on variance: